What Do You Want For Breakfast


Jonny is upstairs with his younger brother Billy, in their bedroom. They’re getting ready for school just before breakfast. “You know what?” Says Jonny. “I think it’s about time we started swearing.” Billy nods his head in approval. “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me,” Says Jonny.” “OK?” Billy agrees with enthusiasm.

When downstairs, mummy walks into the kitchen and asks Jonny what he wants for breakfast.

“Oh shit mum,” Says Jonny. “I guess I’ll have some Coco Pops”

THWACK!! Was the sound as mummy gave Jonny a thick ear. He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and then ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

Mummy looked at Billy and asked with a stern voice “And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?”

“I don’t know,” Billy blubbers. “But you can bet your fucking arse it won’t be Coco Pops.”

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