Wife’s Coma Recovery

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A women is in a coma in hospital. Two nurses are giving her a sponge bath when one of them, while washing the patient's genitalia, notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her. The pair tell the doctor who appraises the husband. The doctor explained what happened, telling him "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is sceptical but the three medical professionals assure the husband that they'll close the curtains for privacy. The husband agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lines. The alarm bells sound. No pulse. No heart rate. The doctor and nurses run into the room, brushing the curtains aside. The husband is standing there, pulling up his trousers. He turns and says "I think she choked!"