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Jew, Hindu And Scouser Need Accommodation

A Jew, a Hindu and a Scouser are on a car journey when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As it's pitch black, they decide to try and find a room for the night and fix the car in the morning. The only place they come across is a farm.

Indecisive Dress Code For Tax Man Interview

My mate Ian received a letter yesterday ordering him to attend the Inland Revenue tax office next Thursday for an interview about his previous year's earnings. Unsure of what to wear, he asked our other mate Stuart.

Adultery Runs Rife Within This Parish

An old priest was getting fed up with the number of people in his parish who were confessing to adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit, he announced "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’m quitting!"

Lover Of Wife Was A Quick Thinker

A woman was having an affair with an inspector from Rentokil. One afternoon they were having sex when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," She said to her lover. "Into the wardrobe!"

His Wife Seems To Be On A Lucky Streak

Dave and Linda have been married seven years and that little itch needed scratching. Arriving home one evening after work and flashing a new diamond ring, Dave asked Linda suspiciously where she had attained the ring.

Hot Air Ballooning Or Sex Education

The village local doctor was asked to give a talk on sex education to the girls at the local high school. Knowing his wife was a bit of a prude, he told her he was speaking on hot-air ballooning.